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it's a sad way to say good. [03 Feb 2004|11:31am]
i've moved to narcotism, leave a comment if you want me to keep you.
1 orgasm. // You know you wanna.

[ mood | amused ]

brought to you by the lovely ub3r_bangable

Girl: Hi
Boy: hello
Boy: who is this?
Girl: just a someone?
Boy: A someone I know?
Girl: nope
Boy: Then why the hell are you bothering me?
Girl: well sorrrrrry
Girl: I just wanted to chat with you
Boy: why?
Girl: nevermind your an asshole
Boy: Hey wait a minute
Girl: yes?
Boy: look I'm sorry. I'm just a little paranoid
Girl: paranoid?
Boy: yes
Girl: of what?
Girl: me?
Boy: No. I'm in hiding.
Girl: LOL
Boy: Don't fucking laugh at me!
Boy: This shit is serious!
Girl: What are you hiding from?
Boy: The cops.
Girl: gimme a fucking break
Boy: I'm serious.
Girl: I don't get it
Boy: The cops are after me.
Girl: For what?
Boy: I'm wanted in three states
Girl: For???
Boy: It's kindof embarrasing.
Boy: I had sex with a turkey.
Boy: Hello?
Girl: You are fucking sick.
Boy: Send me your picture.
Girl: why?
Boy: so I know you aren't one of them.
Girl: One of what?
Boy: The cops.
Girl: I'm not a cop i told you
Boy: Then send me your picture.
Girl: hold on
Boy: Hurry up.
Boy: Are you there?
Boy: fuck you, cop!
Girl: Hey sorry
Girl: I had to do something for my mom.
Boy: I thought you were trying to find a picture to send to me.
Boy: When really you were notifying the authorities.
Boy: Weren't you!?
Girl: thats not it
Boy: Then what?
Girl: I don't want to send you the picture cause I'm not pretty
Boy: Most cops aren't
Boy: Then send me the picture.
Girl: fine. What's your e-mail?
Boy: Just send it through here.
Girl: alright *PIC*
Girl: Did you get it?
Boy: Hold on. I'm looking.
Girl: That was me back in may
Girl: I've lost weight since then.
Boy: I hope so
Girl: what?!?
Girl: that hurt my feelings.
Boy: Did it?
Girl: Yes. I'm not that much smaller than that now.
Boy: Will it make you feel better if I send you my picture?
Girl: yes
Boy: Alright let me find it.
Girl: kks
Boy: Okay here it is. *PIC*
Girl: this isn't you.
Boy: I'll be damned if it ain't!
Girl: You don't look like that.
Boy: How the hell do you know?
Girl: cause your profile has another picture.
Boy: The profile pic is a fake.
Boy: I use it to hide from the cops.
Girl: You look like the Farm Fresh guy lol
Boy: Well, you look like you ATE the Farm Fresh guy....
Boy: Not to mention all the groceries.
Girl: Go fuck yourself
Boy: I was going to until I saw that picture
Boy: Now my dick won't get hard for a week.
Girl: I shouldn't have sent you that picture.
Girl: You've done nothing but slam me.
Girl: you hurt me.
Boy: And calling me the Farm Fresh guy doesn't hurt me?
Girl: I thought you were bullshitting me!
Boy: Why would I do that?
Girl: I can't believe that cops are after you
Boy: I can't believe Santa lets you sit on his lap..
Girl: FUC YOU!!!
Boy: You'd break both of his legs.
Girl: You're a FUCKing asshole.
Girl: I've been teased my whole life because of my weight
Girl: and you make fun of me when you don't even know me
Boy: Ok. I'm sorry.
Girl: No you aren't
Boy: You're right. I'm not.
Girl: I'm done with you
Boy: Aww. I'm sorry.
Girl: I'm putting you on ignore
Boy: Wait a sec
Boy: We got off on the wrong foot.
Boy: Wanna start over?
Girl: No
Boy: I'll eat your pussy
Girl: You'll what?
Boy: You heard me.
Boy: I said I'd eat your pussy.
Girl: I thought you said you couldn't get it hard after seeing my picture
Boy: Do I need a hard-on to eat your pussy?
Girl: I'd like to know that the man eating me out is excited yes
Boy: Well I'm not like most men.
Boy: I get excited in different ways.
Girl: Like what?
Boy: Do you really wanna know?
Girl: I don't know
Boy: You have to tell me yes or no.
Girl: I'm afraid to
Boy: Why?
Girl: cause
Boy: cause why?
Girl: well lets see
Girl: you say you have sex with turkeys. You call me fat. then you wanna eat me out
Girl: doesn't that seem strange to you?
Boy: Nope
Girl: well its strange to me
Boy: Fine. I won't do it if you don't want me to
Girl: I didn't say that
Boy: So is that a yes?
Girl: I guess so.
Boy: Ok. I need your help getting excited though.
Boy: Are you willing?
Girl: What do you need me to do?
Boy: I need you talk like a pirate.
Girl: ???
Boy: When I start to go limp... you say "HARRRR!!!"
Boy: ok?
Boy: Hello?
Girl: You can't be serious
Boy: Oh yes I am!
Boy: It's my fantasy.
Girl: this is retarded
Boy: Do you want it or not?
Girl: Yes I want it.
Boy: Then you'll do it for me?
Girl: sure
Boy: Ok. Here we go.
Boy: I gently remove your panties and being to massage your thighs.
Boy: You get really juicy thinking about my tounge brushing up against them
Boy: I softly begin to tounge your wet pussy.
Boy: I run my tounge up and down your smooth slit.
Girl: mmmm yeah
Boy: uh oh ...going limp.
Girl: Har
Boy: You gotta do better than that!
Boy: Your picture was really bad.
Boy: Ahhhh. Much better. I feel your pussy get more moist with every stroke.
Boy: I softly suck on your clit bringing it in and out of my mouth.
Boy: Your juices run down my chin as your scent makes its way to my nose.
Boy: I begin to feel empowered by your femininity.
Girl: mmmmmm you are good
Boy: I feel your thighs tighten as I suck harder
Boy: going limp
Boy: Mmmm I grab your swelling buttocks in my hands.
Boy: You begin to sway back and forth.
Boy: going limp
Girl: this is stupid
Boy: ...still limp
Boy: Do it!
Boy: I turn you around to lick your asshole.
Boy: I pry apart that battleship you call your ass.
Boy: I see shit nuggets hanging from the hair around your asshole.
Girl: WTF?!?!?
Boy: They stink really bad.
Girl: OMG STOP!!!
Boy: I start to get fed up with your ugly ass
Boy: I tear off your wooden peg leg.
Boy: I ram it up your ass.
Boy: Then I pour hot carmel over your head.
Boy: And turn you into a fucking candy apple...
Boy: I kick you in the face!
Boy: The celluloid from your cheeks hits the side of the cabin...
Boy: Your parrot flys away.
Boy: ...going limp again.
Boy: Hello?
Boy: Say it!

1 orgasm. // You know you wanna.

[07 Jan 2004|02:17pm]
yeah, these are tight pants
You know you wanna.

[06 Jan 2004|10:16am]
i skipped today, woohoo
You know you wanna.

[03 Jan 2004|06:34pm]
2004! yay :]
resolutions? you bet
1. lose about 20 pounds to get into the double digits
2. make new friends on LJ, IM, and in real life
3. stop being whiny and jealous
4. be a better person
yup. to bad these things don't happen over night.

anyway, it's been a great.. i'd say quater year with LJ...
...and i'd just like to take a moment to recongize some very special people *tear*

colossalrains: LYNNE, i love you soooo much, i could just squeeze you. you're probably one of the most awesomest people i know, and prettiest and coolest and funniest and you've got way too many qualities to name. i'm so happy i've gotten to be your friend i love you<3

cannibalferox: JOHN, is a weiner cutter and likes it. you're fun to talk to and you're so dumb, it makes me laugh. ;] i love you.

karena_: KARENA, it's so totally awesome that we have the same name, like whoa, who would have thought? not me. :D it's fun to talk to you, even though we never talk, but when we do i have a good time. i really feel that i could tell you anything and you would understand, thank you so much.

slapperig: SLEEPY, *poke*, even though we hardly ever talk anymore, like at all, i still think about you and i miss you so. :[ it was fun talking on the phone with you those 2 times. i love you.

stealthponies: PAIGE, LJ BUDDAY! you are so hilarous, man, you make me wet my pants sometimes. we don't talk much anymore but it's alright, i keep up by reading your journal. :] good luck with your lover. i love you.<3

MIKEY: are you homeless? haha, FUN FUN FUN FUN SUPER DUPER FUN FUN TIMES. i hope you never leave kristian so that way you always come to visit. you need to paint your car some color, cause it's ugly. and try not to fart in resturants. :]

ARI: you've been there for me whenever i needed it. hopefully you'll always be there, and that i can be there for you when you need it.

CHRIS: OH MY GOD, you give me a headache boy, all you're whining and complaining, but i do the same to you, so i suppose we're even.

BRADLEY: it's so fun teasing you. :D you always put a smile on my face by saying something stupid. oh the good times i don't remember them, but i'm sure they were funny.

KRISTIAN: SISTA! i couldn't count all the fun times we've had. you and me, and then you me and mike, and uh, just so many things that you'll never let me live down and so many things i remember about you. heehee.

CODY: BIG BIG THANKS to you Cody. you're a riot. the soda day, the time at burger king, a few days ago. you're dumbness never ends and i love it. XD

and a few other indiviuals who have changed me and my outlook on life, positive and negative, thank you all.


lightgeminia: CAITLIN, I have NOT forgotten, because a few days I was thinking all about you. :] You're a super fun girl, pretty, and caring, and loyal, and understanding, and everything I look for in a friend. I've missed you and I'm super glad you're back, I love you.<3
5 orgasms. // You know you wanna.

[03 Jan 2004|05:55pm]
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You know you wanna.

[28 Dec 2003|06:11pm]
eomark: k thanks your the shit
You know you wanna.

[26 Dec 2003|08:10pm]
[ mood | cold ]

merry christmas everyone ( so i'm late >:[ ):D

let's see i recieved...

Final Fantasy X2
Ceres Celestial Legend #5
Fushigi Yugi #9
Planet Ladder #3, 4
Chobits DVD #5
Dashboard confessional CD
and that's it. it was a sad christmas in 03. :[

anyway, today was fun. kristian and i went to do our laundry, what fun. i loaded this one washer, but we had started the washer next to it, and by the time i realized, it was already washing, so that machine was squeaky clean for the next person that used it. :] hehe

i was waiting in the parking lot with kristian cause our mom went in and i didn't feel like going and stuff. so there comes adam and his cousin brian. oh my, how i used to adore the kid like he was some kind of god, haha, but yeah, he's super ugly but i thought he was the cutest thing. ha. his personality is really awesome though, cause he's all anger management type of thing which i find hot ;D
maybe that's why i'm so in love with john.

i miss talking to cody synder, he is just the awesomest person on the planet. he's so funny. he was hiding behing the snow plowing hill and matt was at the door and he's like "matt, she doesn't like you" i wasn't there for it, but i know how cody is so i could imagine it was funny. :D yup, he makes me laugh. probably one of my best friends when i'm sad.

i miss talking to all my friends i think, not just cody. i feel so disconnected to everyone, it makes me sad. pretty soon my best friend'll be the internet haha.

yeah, i'm a fag, so comment bitches and buy me a cell phone.

You know you wanna.

[23 Dec 2003|05:47pm]
i have the worst hiccups ever.
You know you wanna.

[22 Dec 2003|03:50pm]
[ mood | bouncy ]


Once upon a time there has a young ZOO KEEPER named JOHN. He was NOISEY YODELING in the MILKY forest when he met HYPER CHRIS, a run-away LITTLE PINK FAIRY from the PRETTY Queen LYNNE.

JOHN could see that HYPER CHRIS was hungry so he reached into his GLADWARE and give him his TALL OCTOPUS. HYPER CHRIS was thankful for JOHN's OCTOPUS, so he told JOHN a very BIG story about Queen LYNNE's daughter KARENA. How her mother, the PRETTY Queen LYNNE, kept her locked away in a SKYSCRAPER protected by a gigantic GIRAFFE, because KARENA was so SMELLY.

JOHN LEAPED. He vowed to HYPER CHRIS the LITTLE PINK FAIRY that he would save the SMELLY KARENA. He would KISS the GIRAFFE, and take KARENA far away from her eveil mother, the PRETTY Queen LYNNE, and JUMP her.

Then, all of the sudden, there was a YELLOWISH POOPING and HYPER CHRIS the LITTLE PINK FAIRY began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic GIRAFFE from his story. PRETTY Queen LYNNE BOWED out from behind a WALL and struck JOHN dead. In the far off SKYSCRAPER you could hear a MOOING.


Make your own Fairy Tale at fuali.com

You know you wanna.

oddly enough, it's an updation! yay [20 Dec 2003|07:17pm]
[ mood | JEALOUS ]

Christmas is almost here, yay!
and tomorrow I get highlights :] so what color should I get? I've got medium brown hair and John suggested blonde so I gotta stick with Johnny<33 cause he's the greatest and coolest and awesomest person I know. :D - but I still wanna know what you all think, cause I like messages and I want to talk to everyone again because I've been gone for like ever, and my computers still stupid so...
it stopped working a few weeks ago, I probably broke it or something cause I'm stupid like that and Kristians computer is broken, even though she won't admit it. Yup.

I think you should buy me a cell phone for Christmas.

You know you wanna.

:o [12 Dec 2003|10:21am]
1 orgasm. // You know you wanna.

[08 Dec 2003|08:01pm]
You know you wanna.

[03 Dec 2003|03:45pm]
[ mood | blah ]

my computer is gay and sparks like crazy and its dumb and i cant make it stop sparking and ahh :x
my downstairs computer is too slow and too old to read the information on LJ and GJ so it doesn't work there.
kristians computer is with murph and supposedly its not broken when murph wrote that it is.
AND, well i'm at the library and i don't think i'll be here often because its too cold.
yup, isn't that great so i'll be gone for however long but i'll try and update. yup :]

love you all

You know you wanna.

[28 Nov 2003|07:45am]
[ mood | bouncy ]

who's cooler than me? NO ONE. HAHA.

2 orgasms. // You know you wanna.

! [27 Nov 2003|03:35pm]
[ mood | bouncy ]

hello fellow friends! look, i'm here! after a few days, i'mma back! yay. and i hope that you all missed me soooo much!<3
hehehe. so of course you wanna know about my day!!!
well, yesterday we had off, and, ari came over and, we went around town. but before we walked around, we went out to eat and we come back to the car and the wheel is locked, and it never happened before, so! we called joe, joe got murph, murph and joe come to the resue, joe gets in the car, twists the ignition, and tada! all fixed. haha, we're such losers, we thought it was broke and needed serious repairs. :x
so anyway, we walk around town and drew is out with his girlfriend ashley who is the biggest bitch i know, but whatever. we walk around for like 2 hours. we went down to the creek and i was so close to falling in, and i slipped on this tree branch and fell and scrapped my knee, and then i went to swat down i fell over. I MEAN, OMG, HOW DOES THAT HAPPEN!? i cut my arm.
and then... JOSH SAYS HI!!! and we go over to his house and i annoying him and hug him and tell him how much i missed him, i love josh so much, he's my best friend<3 but unfortunately hes moving. went we first met josh, i looked down and my hand and i felt this horrid pain and my whole hand is like cut. :[ it hurts.
anyway, ari left and me and kristian were talking about greg briggs and how much hes an ass. hes like "im fat don't touch me", kristian and murph went to bingo, i took funny pictures of me, then i went to bed, and dun da daa! it's thanksgiving. so....

You know you wanna.

[21 Nov 2003|03:36pm]
[ mood | crappy ]

who messed up my thing!? >:[
karena is not one happy camper.

5 orgasms. // You know you wanna.

[18 Nov 2003|07:19pm]
[ mood | sore ]

today was interesting. i got into trouble the first minute i got into school and during gym i was the first one to complete the block. wow. :]

You know you wanna.

[13 Nov 2003|01:09pm]
i have no power, thank god for batteries.
You know you wanna.

[11 Nov 2003|04:23pm]
[ mood | content ]

woohoo. :D

i just got back from spending my whole day with ari. we had fun. we went on the ATV for a few hours. she let me drive...but i crashed like 3 seconds after i got it. :[
then we went to her grandma, i met her grandma, and her uncle pete and some random guy on the road that talked to us. we went down on the rocks near the creek, and guess what... I DIDN'T FALL IN. :]
i changelled ari and phe to stick their hand in the freezing cold water to see who could stand it the longest...i won. :D
we were heading to the falls, and i feel down and i cut the bottom of my palm, it hurts like ouch and i got trapted by a fence, and slipped on ice..and it was fun. :D at least it got me far away from my family. thank you god

You know you wanna.

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